Ye can always pretend to be a bloodthirsty [noun], threatening everyone by waving yer [adjective] sword in the air, but until ye learn to [verb] like a pirate, ye'll never be [adverb] accepted as an authentic [noun]. So here's what ye do: Cleverly work into yer daily conversation [adjective] pirate phrases such as "Ahoy there, [plural noun]", "Avast ye [plural noun]", and "Shiver me [plural noun]". Remember to drop all yer g's when ye say such words as sailin', spittin', and fightin'. This will give ye a [part of the body] start to be being recognized as a swashbucklin' [noun]